poll of the day

[gsh]

Given that this is a free account I can't do real polls, but you can leave an entry to make your vote.

Today's poll is Feel Like An Idiot Poll!

Do you feel more like an idiot when you?

1) Forget your keys when you leave the house, so when you get home a mumble AM in the morning you have to crawl through the dog door in the basement, startling the bejessus out of your wife who is watching late night sci fi?

or
2) Realising fifteen minutes later that when you had last repainted the door that the door door is in, the very old dead bolt system didn't fit back on, and you hadn't gotten around to replacing it yet, with the net effect being the door wasn't in fact locked!

Vote early! Vote often!

Comments

[free-of-whip.livejournal.com]

Can I vote for "3) Waiting 10 years, and finding that all of this just constitutes a normal day"?

[geminigirl]

or 4. I'd have given the person at home a call and asked them to unlock the door.

[bittibuddha.livejournal.com]

oh dear.

Its a good thing you're hot, hon. :-)

[scherzoid.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Scherzoid [comma] helpful. :)

It was good to see you last night (and the night before), albeit briefly!

[gsh]

Pam had told me she was going to bed when I had called earlier, and I was trying not to wake her.

[gsh]

It was nice seeing you, the snippet, and the bean, all in the past 48 hours.

[gsh]

You just say that to all the guys in chaps I bet.

[bittibuddha.livejournal.com]

nope. Just the ones for whom it is true.

Raawr.

[brjulia.livejournal.com]

D'oh! Perhaps you should take up study with Teen Talk Barbie, who's infamously quoted: "Math is Hard."

[beaq.livejournal.com]

Some day I'll tell you about getting stuck halfway through the cat door with my pants around my ankles.

[gsh]

That sounds like quite a story. I sure wouldn't have tried a cat door.

[gsh]

*blush*

[rapha.livejournal.com]

#2 - I hate that my brain is too slow.

[blushing-grace.livejournal.com]

I'm an expert at getting into my old house/my mom's place via the dog door. I used to fit in all the way, but now-a-days I'm stuck just going in to the hips and reaching up and unlatching the door. Hips don't fit through so well...

[gsh]

I wouldn't have thought that you had much problems with hips.

[blushing-grace.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay. It's having hips and an ass that won't fit through the door anymore. :P

[gsh]

I'm not sure how I managed to get my foot in my mouth, but allow me to apologize. I actually thought you were nice and slender. :)

[blushing-grace.livejournal.com]

Thank you. But it's a door for small to medium sized dogs. The shapeless early-high-school-me could fit, but I can't anymore.