Rarely heard excuses

So I was eating dinner with my lovely wife tonight at Red Hot and Blue, and after the meal was done, but before dessert, we were sitting around chatting with some friends, when all of a sudden *wooosh*, Pam's ice tea ends up all over the table. As she dabs at the liquid with her napkin, Pam says "Excuse me, it got caught on my breast."

I have to admit I don't remember the last time I heard that excuse. I also figured that if I moved a single muscle in my entire face, I'd be a dead man.