thoughts you don't want to have while driving into work

When you are about half way into the morning commute, you don't really want to have the though "Ya know, I forgot to put the flank steak into the crock pot" go through your mind.

Then about 30 seconds later, you don't want "I left my badge in the Jeep" to go through your mind, especially if you are driving the Saturn.

At least having to go back home to fetch the badge meant I could put the flank steak in to cook. Then I had to drive to Pam's workplace to pick up the badge.

I really felt stupid because I helped Pam move her CD's from the Saturn into the jeep. That *should* have reminded me that I drove the Jeep last Friday. But it didn't. Never mind me, I'm stooopid.

what a craptastic day

Nothing like having a temporary crown come out whist eating lunch. At least I didn't swallow the fscking thing.

hello, is anyone home?

Ya know, it is slighlty annoying to call your dentist at 12:05 with an emergency and be asked "Can you make it by 11:30am?"

That would be no. Here is your sign.