That is not the way to do it

This morning the gravitational constant seemed extra strong, so I was slug abed for longer than I should have been. So when I finally finsihed showering and stuff I was marginally late. I put in my contacts, noticed that my vision wasn't sharp, thought about when I last changed them, and decided to get fresh contacts. So I went to the closet, got a new pair, and put them in. I noticed that my vision wasn't any better, so I took out my left contact, took out my right contact, then took out my left contact, then took out my right contact. Sheesh, what kind of a moron puts in new contacts without taking out the old ones?