I'll take Doh for $100

Are we sure this isn't a Monday?

Notice glasses are dirty.
Take glasses off nose.
Open top desk drawer.
Attempt to find cloth I use to clean glasses.
Attempt more.
More attempts.
Swear mutter spit, damn, hell.
Wonder why I can't find fsck'ing glass cleaning cloth.
Put glasses back on.
Find cloth.
Clean glasses.