modern life

As I was walking into the building where my office is yesterday I heard two security guards "discussing" something, not sure exactly what. One says to the other "but how do you know that?" The second says "because I googled it." At which point the first just accepted it.

How'd humans survive the millenia without google?

AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

It is bad enough that people use im shorthand like how r u? in informal situations, but the
subject of an WORK email I just got was:

Re: U HAVE A PAPER TKT ..U MUST COME TO NNMC BETHESDA TO P/UP YR TKT

the things I learn

Who knew there was a difference between snorgling someone and snogging them?