I be a moron

It is interesting the number of ways a person can insult their own intelligence in the half second or so of time you have *after* you fell off the top step of ladder and *before* you hit the ground. And it isn't like any moron knows not to stand on the top surface of a ladder. At least I didn't say "Hey Vern, hold my beer and watch this" before almost winning a darwin award.

I'm ok except for bruised pride, and a slightly twisted ankle.