Sedona

Sedona is an interesting place. When I was walking around playing tourist last Friday, buying shiny rocks for Pam, I stopped in an out of my price range jewelry store to window shop. I started chatting with the sales lady (although I was certain I was older than her, but not by a large amount). In response to her question of why I was in Sedona, I told her I was an astronomer. Her immediate response was "When does Mercury go into retrograde?" At least it was better than "What's your sign?".