Not my day

[gsh]

I'm having my normal mid afternoon Must Stay Awake At Work moments, so I decide that I want some cold caffinated sugar water (Coke) instead of hot caffinated sugar water (tea). So I go down to the machine, put my dollar in, chat with the K9 officer doing paperwork, and realize that I have a diet coke, not a regular. Pour battery acid down sink, put another dollar in machine, carefully press proper button, get diet coke back. Walk to next building, put dollar in, carefully press proper button, get cherry coke.

There are times I'm just meant to get a case of querty face.