baa (gaked from fatesfolly)

[gsh]

In 2009, gsh resolves to...

Become a better scuba.
Spend more time with my renaissance festivals.
Keep my latex clean.
Start a npr fund.
Be nicer to surrealestate.
Buy new redheads.

Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

Hmm, I think they need to improve their grammar.

Comments

[soubrettic.livejournal.com]

Make sure you get a good price on those redheads, now.

[gsh]

Most redheads are highly expensive.

[reedrover]

So you are going to be a better self-contained underwater breathing apparatus?

Why would you buy new redheads? What's wrong with the ones you've got?

[tamnonlinear.livejournal.com]

Well plenty of us are cheap to obtain but hell on maintenance.

[reedrover]

It's a "total cost of ownership" kind of issue, isn't it?

[gsh]

That was what convinced me that the grammar needed to be improved.

Well, technically I don't *have* any redheads. There are some I'm on quite friendly terms though.

[gsh]

You aren't cheap! I'd have to buy you dinner first.

[soubrettic.livejournal.com]

Well, technically I don't *have* any redheads.

So what you need is a starter set?

[melebeth]

What exactly is an introductory model redhead?

[reedrover]

Her psycho ex isn't a Navy SEAL?

[soubrettic.livejournal.com]

I think it has something to do with whether the carpet matches the drapes...

[gsh]

My psycho ex's tend to be redheads.

Or you could say my redheads tend to be psycho ex's.

[gsh]

*snerk*

[melebeth]

That's not so much an introductory model as a cheap knockoff :)

[soubrettic.livejournal.com]

I prefer to think of it as a post-factory conversion.

[melebeth]

Oooh. Like a custom car. Excellent Point.

(I should say that I have been, for much of my life, described by what ever descriptor we end up using)

[soubrettic.livejournal.com]

I like a little vegetable-based boost myself. ;)

[gsh]

Hmm, I'm sometimes puzzled about how we never ended up dating then. Other than not wanting to ruin a great friendship and all that.

[melebeth]

Because although I love you, I am SO not your type (and, admittedly, vice versa.) We make great friends, but our kinks are _not_ compatible. Plus, your psycho exes hate me enough as your friend :)

[gsh]

Yea, but if we dated, and then you became a psycho ex, the other psycho ex's would then start plotting my demise with you.

[melebeth]

*head explodes at that horrifying mental picture*

[gsh]

I win!

[reedrover]

In the past, I often threatened hairymagicman with an Ex Girlfriend party. heh.

[gsh]

How 4 Weddings and a Funeral of you.