stress test results

[gsh]

are that I'm normal. Pam says that's the best evidence she's ever heard proving the doctor is a quack. Har har.

I'm told not to go through airports or Federal buildings for the next 24 hours since I'll set off radiation detectors. Apparently I now glow in gamma rays.

Comments

[reedrover]

Ow! My eyes!

[drcruel.livejournal.com]

Isn't that what turned David Banner into the Hulk? Definitely stay away from airport security morons.

Or, better yet, go hulk out on them.

[dckermit.livejournal.com]

That's presuming that they've actually installed functional radiation detectors. I find that highly questionable.

Is it a good thing that you're stressed enough to pass a test?