old joke, but funny

[gsh]

I will seek and find you

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm
finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,
*The Flu*

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

Comments

[vvalkyri.livejournal.com]

:notes that this requires figuring out when...:
(suppose i should call dr's office & find out if they have it)

Is it horrible of me that I'd welcome getting flu except for fear of giving it to Mom or Grandma?

[gsh]

Not that I think it is horrible, just have no idea why someone would want it.

[vvalkyri.livejournal.com]

licence to do nothing other than to stay in bed and perhaps be cared for.

[gsh]

I hadn't thought of that, but it does have its appeal.

[mtnwlf.livejournal.com]

If that sounds like a good idea to you I can arrange it. All I have to do is go GET the flu shot, it gets me sick every time. Then, once I have it, you can wait on me hand and foot for a whole week! This works well, because even when I'm sick, 99% of the time, you don't have the grace to get whatever I've got, even though you sleep right next to me in a bed of germs! :)

[vvalkyri.livejournal.com]

apparently there is much strength in gsh...

[gsh]

Yes, but I'm pledged to only use my powers for good.