grr

I hate it when I know more about my cable service than the cable people. I call to get BBCA added, and the dude starts telling me I already have it. I have to tell the sales critter that no, I have BBCW, I want BBCA. He then asks *me* if *I* know the channel number. Dude, do your own damn job!

Not my day

I'm having my normal mid afternoon Must Stay Awake At Work moments, so I decide that I want some cold caffinated sugar water (Coke) instead of hot caffinated sugar water (tea). So I go down to the machine, put my dollar in, chat with the K9 officer doing paperwork, and realize that I have a diet coke, not a regular. Pour battery acid down sink, put another dollar in machine, carefully press proper button, get diet coke back. Walk to next building, put dollar in, carefully press proper button, get cherry coke.

There are times I'm just meant to get a case of querty face.