what is worse in starting the day

1) Dogs who think 4am is play time?
2) The car not starting. My guess is alternator.
3) Clicky!

Modern sensibilities

Saying they want to publish a version that won't be banned from some schools because of its language, two scholars are editing Mark Twain's classic Adventures of Huckleberry Finn to eliminate uses of the "N" word and replace it with "slave," Publishers Weekly writes.


But wouldn't that be a whitewashing of history?