political humor

[gsh]

President Bush wanted to use a local church for a photo op.

Bush's advance person said to the pastor, "We will make a $10,000
contribution to your church if, during your introduction of the President,
you say he is a saint."

The pastor agreed to do so and accepted the $10,000 contribution. When the
pastor introduced the President before a nationally televised audience, the
pastor said, "George Bush is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite and nitwit. He
stole the 2000 election. He has polarized the country. He has politicized
science. He lied about his military record. He invaded a country for oil and
had the gall to land on an aircraft carrier and pose before a banner stating
'Mission Accomplished.' He continues to blur the line between church and
state. Cronyism and corruption are rampant in his administration. He is the
worst example of a Christian I've ever personally known. But, compared to
Dick Cheney, George Bush is a saint."

Comments

[melebeth]

heee

[nminusone.livejournal.com]

The pastor must talk like an auctioneer if he could get all that out before the Secret Service got him! ;)

[youvebeenpixied.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[free-of-whip.livejournal.com]

Hey, I appreciate it! But then again, I'm sitting around wearing my "Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican" t-shirt.