I b klutz

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So, Pam has been wanting to see "Zodiac", but due to its running length the showtimes are a bit weird. Last night right after I fixed Pam her dinner (she's still on restricted diet due to gall bladder issues) she wanted to know if I wanted to see the movie. I did a quick google, and found that the next showing was at 7, and while it was now 6:45 we could just make it, but I'd have to figure out my dinner. Since I know that Fairfax Corner has food like substances I didn't worry about it. I grabbed a slice of pizza and a coke,and we found our seats, with the movie just getting started, which surprized me cause you always get about 10 minutes of previews. Anyway, I'm trying to get situatated, get the pizza balanced on one knee, get the napkin situated, get the straw in the coke, and I'm just not paying attention to what is going on in the movie. I take a bite of pizza, look up and BANG BANG the two teenagers in lovers lane get shot. Since I'm not paying attention the movie yet this takes me by suprize, I jump, and I don't know how it happens but the pizza slice leaves my right hand, I think does a flip, and lands in my lap. Luckily it lands in the box it came in, and my darling wife breaks out laughing while I'm trying to keep my heartrate below 200. At least the pizza slice didn't land in the lap of the person in front of me.

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