Morning rituals

[gsh]

Pam has "commented" or "noticed" (which is different from complaining) that I hadn't been shaving very close. To "help" me out she got me one of those Gilette multiblade razors. This morning while showering I tried one of them out, and can indeed report I got a much closer shave. I looked in the mirror after my shower and found I was bleeding in four places.

*rimshot*

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[reedrover]

"And zook-zok. My face was ripped to shreds. ... All I wanted was a clean shave, not a self-sacrifice." -- Dr. William H. Cosby