*sigh* dogs

[gsh]

Dear Montoya, thank you for eating my wallet.

Love,
Me.

Comments

OH NO!

[sweetmmeblue.livejournal.com]

Time to make puppy burgers.

[dckermit.livejournal.com]

So you'll need to bring him with you whenever you drive, so as to have your license with you while you're driving?

[scherzoid.livejournal.com]

An (apparently mutual) acquaintance was just here for a photo shoot. Afterward, she pulled out her phone and started poking around online while I was tearing down equipment. Soon I heard an "Oh no!" and she told me that a friend's dog had just eaten his wallet. Funny, even without her naming names, for some reason I *instantly* thought of you...

[gsh]

I fear I'm slightly predictable in these matters.

[petrona.livejournal.com]

You sure you don't have a goat in dog's clothing?

[gsh]

No horns, so it can't be a goat.

[draakken.livejournal.com]

I know of a whole field of goats you've seen and many of them are non-horned.

[tamnonlinear.livejournal.com]

uh. So, is any of this recoverable?

[gsh]

The contents seemed safe, but the wallet itself it toast.

[rapha.livejournal.com]

One of the more interesting ways to ring in the New Year. It's different, that's for sure.

[whitebird.livejournal.com]

Our family dog would merely steal wallets and hide them until you'd gotten a new one. Then the old one would show up in the middle of the living room floor, fully intact. She was a card.