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gsh ([personal profile] gsh) wrote2011-11-04 03:35 pm

how to make your boss nervious

I filled out a leave request for all my use or lose, figuring that i'd work about half the month, and take the rest off, and that way i can get the leave restored. My boss walked into my office with the weirdest expression on his face, and he asked 'Did you mean to ask for leave for the ENTIRE MONTH of December?" I had no choice but to look at him straight in the eye and say 'Yes'.

[identity profile] recalcitranttoy.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Use it well. "Use or lose" is always something that I've not liked much. I'm getting paid for my leave, which really isn't a bad thing and gives me a bit of a cushion that is useful. Yay.

[identity profile] tamnonlinear.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Which leaves you with a month to behave erratically and enigmatically. Start skulking. Cut off your own explanations in meetings with "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that." If anyone asks you what you're doing with the time off, look nervous and make up a flimsy excuse to leave the room.

When you come back, deny you were ever gone.

[identity profile] youvebeenpixied.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
I like this idea very much.
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[personal profile] reedrover 2011-11-05 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
At least you didn't say "muah ha ha!"

[identity profile] mtnwlf.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'm GLAD you're taking the month off. You've busted your buns for these folks and got not much for your pains. You deserve the time off!

[identity profile] galestorm.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
'Use or lose' always seemed odd to me. Just frickin' pay me already.

At any rate, take off while laughing, leaving them unsettled in your wake!!!

[identity profile] vvalkyri.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
that way it can be restored? Oh, 'cause you'll be working due to them needing you to?