effects of gay marriage

[gsh]

The horrible things that will happen if gay marriage is allowed:

Comments

[easy-living.livejournal.com]

Well, we already know that it significantly increases the incidence of the throwing of whipped cream. And videographers.

[recalcitranttoy.livejournal.com]

And that doesn't sound at all like a pine cone. It's a lot more like the sound of a large object hitting the floor and bouncing :-)

[free-of-whip.livejournal.com]

Let the record show that the throwing of pine cones, whipped cream, and videographers was all committed by the straight contingent at our wedding!

[webqatch.livejournal.com]

See? It's warping reality! Making us poor straight folks infected with teh krazee! next thing yuo know well not longerr ne ublle tu commmmuuuuuuuuuuuu----

[galestorm.livejournal.com]

Reality was already warped! My cat types, perhaps better than I do, anyway. She doesn't think through her comments, however, and just clicks 'Add Comment' without considering where to go with it. Therefore, five and six, reality is (somewhat, a little bit, a tiny-winy bit?) warped!