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gsh ([personal profile] gsh) wrote2011-04-08 07:40 am

budget showdown

I see things have reached the "do what I want or I kill a puppy" stage of negotiations.

[identity profile] tamnonlinear.livejournal.com 2011-04-08 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
We're the puppies in this scenario, aren't we?

[identity profile] tamnonlinear.livejournal.com 2011-04-08 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Does this mean I can go pee on the leg of a Congressperson?

[identity profile] dreamtigress.livejournal.com 2011-04-08 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you both for the nearly snorting cereal out of my nose.

[identity profile] tamnonlinear.livejournal.com 2011-04-08 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
On second thought, so much of this looks like territorial pissing to me that any additional would be extraneous.

I shall channel my (not particularly hidden) inner cat and hork a hairball at them instead.

[identity profile] mtnwlf.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
ROTFLOL! I LOVE that! Can I join you? Puppies come in litters, right? *grin*

[identity profile] arashinomoui.livejournal.com 2011-04-08 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, I think planned parenthood is the puppy in this scenario; ya'll are the guys walking by that as the bullet blasts through the puppy's skull in a fountain of gore and blood, get caught as collateral damage.

At which point the shooter looks at the dead puppy and the bleeding out collateral damaged one and says, "Heh, 2 for 1 deal. Score."

[identity profile] vvalkyri.livejournal.com 2011-04-08 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd make this quote of the weekend, but I'm too depressed.

[identity profile] nminusone.livejournal.com 2011-04-08 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the "negotiations" were just a sham; the real goal *is* murdering the puppy. Speaker Boehner "Not Very Interested" In Working With Democrats To Avoid Shutdown.